LOVE

YOUR GUTS.

And your mind. And your bod. Love it all. 

The sexiest Medicine.

We’re here to fix those mysterious hormones and guts — and make you happy at the same time. These are aphrodisiacs and energy enhancers that rebuild you from the core on up. We call it pleasure medicine. They’re traditional Ayurvedic tonics that have worked for thousands of years and even better, each ingredient is proven by science.

SHOP Tonics

SHOP DRINKS

MAKE TONICS.

NOT TROUBLE.

Gut Slut evolved because everyone seems mystified by metabolism. And happiness. And pleasure. It’s a cranky, bloaty mess out there. Everything we do comes from the traditional medicine of Ayurveda which mastered the arts of digestion —and radical pleasure— 3000 years ago. Things that are cutting-edge today — probiotics, balancing hormones, tackling viruses, fasting, detox— they’ve been in our toolbox for centuries.

We ensure all our ingredients are clinically-proven so they are thoroughly lab-tested and approved. So: do you want all the radiance & genius of the plant world. Do you want good science but also a booty tonic? Of course you do.  

Good MedicinE

That’s still a good time.

custom services

  • A complete approach to cleansing using classical techniques. Resets the body from burning sugars to burning body fat and toxins. A simple monodiet will be provided which has been scienifically shown to mimic fasting so the body gently yet powerfully begins the process of autophagy which is known to enhance digestive fire and stimulate weight loss while improving liver, kidney, blood and nerve function. This is a mini-panchakarma session which begins to pull toxins from the gut while healing gut lining.

    400 dollars. Includes supplements.

  • We will meet to prepare a comprehensive program to reach all your body goals. We will analyze underlying root issues of any gut imbalance and create a plan for repair and weight loss as requested. Traditional Ayurveda and / or Western methods are used as well to reach goals in a realistic yet rapid fashion. I want you to be comfortable with the plan and work with what is natural for you. Consultation includes customized recommendations and a care package of tonics, spices and instructions.

    250 for session. 125 for followup.

  • A detailed video lesson on Ayurvedic cooking principles and the use of detoxing food, spices and other botanicals. With aphrodisiacs, pleasure herbs and spices to ease and soothe the body thrown in as well. All of this will be discussed while cooking the classical healing dish of kitchari which repairs the gut, detoxifies and primes the body for weight loss.

    25.

  • Followup sessions are offered at reduced rates to make sure clients are getting benefits and to tweak programs as necessary. Also the program goes in stages and once basic digestion is healing we can move faster. Everyone is unique and their needs, strengths and limitations are unique so this helps ensure everyone gets the most of their programs and reach their goals.

    100 dollars.

Book